"That's for trying to kill me!" I yelled at Red as I punched him right in the gut. Slender gave him a black eye and a few broken bones, but at least he left some bones for me to break. I've killed a lot of people, but I can't kill Red. He can get bruised up, but sadly he's immortal. Which sucks. I punch his jaw and heard a cracking sound. He fell to the floor and spit out a tooth. I grab his shirt and look him dead in the eye. "You better listen Red cause I'm only going to say this once. Stay away from (Name)! She's mine! So you better deal with it or else!" I throw him to the floor and walk away. I thought of (Name) and how great our relation ship was. I know she really does love me, and I love her.
Could my life be any better?